Tabbed By Reu. G Well I’ll put myself through sexual strife Csus2 If it'll save a poor kids life G D I will not look at titties for a year G Well if it stops and Iraqi becoming dead Csus2 I won’t spill my seed on a motel bed G D G I will not look at titties for a year G Well the internets been my downfall Csus2 I call it Beelzebub’s shopping G D I’ve been the happiest shopper........er G I've got enough filth under my bed Csus2 To maintain an erection until I’m dead G D G I will not look at titties for a year C Well the folks in Africa have been waiting G For us to stop our manipulating D C Spend our porn dollars on international aid G Well if it pays for a pizza to Pakistan Csus2 I’ll quit jerking of for Ramadan G D I will not look at titties G/B Csus2 Well maybe for a couple of months G D G I will not look at titties for a year